Saturday, February 2, 2008

Written Diary 2/2

Countdown.....after this diary I only have but two left to write. What a pitiful sentiment huh? lol. No seriously though, Time is Really going to start flying by now. Ryan and I have officially found us a place and we are going to be moving things in starting the fifteenth! OMG! I'm like totally buggin! So, my friend Daryl was like OMG! you've GOT to see this place it's totally bitchin! so i was like ok. So, I like went to cruise this bitchin place out right, and i was totally like OMG! it's totally bitchin I HAVE to have it! And then HE was like, but then I was like and then WE were like but anyway......

Sorry, I just couldn't resist a valley girl moment. On a more serious note, we have settled on the condo. It's absolutely beautiful. Hard wood floors through the house, Berber carpet in the bedrooms, and tile in the bathrooms and laundry room. I'm LOVIN it! brand new kitchen and appliances as well. They just got done renovating it so everything is brand spankin new.

Oh, yeah and as you all know I went to North Carolina for a week to visit family period(.) end of paragraph
and that's all I have to really say about that.

No I'm just joshin ya! lol the visit was really good and much needed. It was great to see my lil sis again. She's almost taller than me now and wearing bras and WOW. lol I also got to see some family that I haven't seen since I was like ten and even got to meet family that I've never met before. It was creepy.

You know, Someone once said, The bonds between men are based on a lot of things: shared interests, same enthusiasms and passions, even mutual attraction. But when a friendship ends, a woman is often to blame.........
makes ya think huh? SAY NO TO THE PUNANNI! JUST SAY NO!

just thought I'd throw that in there as food for thought. But anyway like I stated earlier Ryan and I will be making " the move" on the 15th. I'm so excited......can you tell? lol so now I have the dreaded duty of calling the monosodium glutamate eating barnicle covered beach whale to get my stuff back. In case you guys are confused im talking about the one..........the only.............CHARLIE!!!!!! What do we have for him Johnny? OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH it's a fabulous lifetime membership to jeeeeennnnnnyyyyyyy CCCRRRRAAAAIIIIIGGGGGG! Come on down and claim your prize!

The human head weighs approximately 8 pounds. So think about that the next time someone tells you to move your fat head out of the way.

As you can OBVIOUSLY see my mind has been on the fritz lately these are the consequences of having a deranged childhood filled with insane lament. but back to real life, my mind is completely nonfunctional right now so I'm gonna wrap this up by saying I love you all and will miss you when my time comes. Not that I'm dying anytime soon. lol. But I think a piece of my heart has by living here. This is Bob Opsahl reporting to you live from the cbl mansion. Have a good night everyone.

Is this thing turned off or what?............ my ass has a mosquito bite and it's been driving me nuckin futs! GO TO COMMERCIAL!

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