Written Diary

well, well well how many more of these diaries do i have left? i think maybe 5. I'm so excited and scared at the same time. Not knowing what the future has to hold is rather scary at times. However, I have faith in mine and Ryan's relationship. Time will tell where we end up.

On a happier note Ryan and I did absolutely NOTHING this past weekend. Marmaduke is my favorite comic strip. We spent the weekend at my dads house and ryan's apartment. We were doing shots and grilling nude at my Dad's house. Don't worry we had the house to ourselves...lol Ryan almost decided to grill some "sausage." MMMM I love a hot sausage with peppers and onions.

I also got my haircut this weekend. It was about damn time, it was reaching the point where I couldn't do anything with it. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?? hmmm...
And I also learned that Absinthe is not meant to be drank as a shot! lol I'll never make that mistake again!

We also got our film developed from our previous trips too. We have some from St. Augustine and Halloween as well and just some fun ones too. We have this really cool one from our little ghost tour that we went on that has a face in the picture. Me and Ryan were standing underneath the Lover's Tree which of course has an old tragic love story behind it. But the really cool part about the picture is that we happened to capture an image of a face. Did you know that when preying mantis' are done mating the female bites off the head of the male? what a bitch!
The face is right here
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Todays marks only 4 days until I leave for North Carolina. I will be gone from the 24th to the 29th. I am so happy and so excited that I will be seeing my sister and family. I miss her so much. I haven't seen them in 5 years. I heard it's cold up there, so I better take a few jackets, especially my faux fur one named Billy. I hope to see some snow, cuz I have never seen it except on television or during oral sex.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. ? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking really, I suggest you try it.

As for the specially challenged people in the house, it seems everyone is happy. Bitter Betty(a.k.a.:Jonathan) seems a bit chipper now like his heart grew a little bit like the Grinch. But, enough about Minnesota. Zac has some great ideas going around for chat. Y'all should vote for it. I am definitely for the ability to move around the house for chats. That would not only make life easier on this end, but also be interesting for all the chats. Vote, now. Clay has Tom. Tom has Clay. Any more information would be lethal. For your own protection, they are currently being monitored for any suspicious activity by the mother ship.

and as for the mating rituals between turtles, well thats all i have to say about that. lol. Despite the fact that this diary is completely random I hope it has brought humor into your day by reading this excerpt in the life of Marshall Simmons head CBL boi for the next few weeks. Noone is home to take your call right now but if you would please leave a message after the beep i will gladly return your call as soon as possible. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Love you guys!

Marshall

- A wise man once said, wherever you go, there you are.

P.S.
Thank you to the mysterious gentleman who sent me and ryan a box of goodies. No names mentioned but you know who you are. Just wanted to say thank you. that was very much appreciated and very unexpecting. Thank you for everything you sent it was a wonderful gift!

Written Diary

Wow! time is really flying by now. It feels like I just did this the other day but I must be having fun if it's flying by right? at least things seem to be running smoothly so far though.

Ryan and I have been looking at properties on the weekends for the past few weeks. We have found a couple of really nice places and we've found some really not so nice places. I think for the most part though we have made up our minds as to where we want to move into. The only problem that we are facing at this point is the money factor and availability. It's going to cost us a little more than we expected and the time they want us to move in is a little sooner than expected as well. I know that if we did decide on the place that it would be really tight for the first few months financially but i know it will be worth it in the long run.

Not to mention I'm taking a trip up to North Carolina in a few weeks to see my sister for her birthday. So thats taking a pretty big chunk out of my savings for the apartment. I wanted to go up to see my sister and family members because I haven't seen them in almost 5 years now. Every time I talk to my mom about it she keeps trying to make me postpone it because I keep getting the feeling that she doesn't want me there.

Mom just recently found out about me being gay. When I'm around that side of the family, I'm a totally different person. So, when I told my mom I was interested in men she of course was not too fond of the idea. She basically told me that I need to snap out of whatever phase I'm going through and bring a girlfriend home soon and give her some grandkids! lol! I told her not a snowballs chance in hell.

I also told her that I'm now 23 years old and I don't think I go through "phases" anymore. And also that I'm the happiest I think I've ever been in my life. so she either needs to accept it or not. But, either way she needs to make up her mind and quit giving me guilt trips about it. I love her to death but she really needs to respect me as a person and respect my wishes in life and support me like she almost always has in previous times.

But, anyway, as far as the house goes I couldn't really tell you whats been going on. I know Clay celebrated his birthday on Saturday but I have absolutely no idea as to what he did. And as for the other boys i really have no idea whats been going on with them. Zac is always couped up in the office like a bat in a cave. Jonathan is taking care of the horses and going to his physical therapy appointments.

As far as the Tampa house, I hope that those boys stay there for longer than most boys have been. As in longer than a month or so. LOL! I think that having Chaz out there helps a considerable amount. He can help the boys stay in line and not go wild and crazy (in a bad way).

As for the chats I'm going to be chatting the same that I have been all 11-1's this week and I have no idea what days off I'm going to take. Probably Saturday so that Ryan and I can go looking at apartments again just to keep our options open. But like I said earlier, I think we have found the place we want. Anyways, Keep yourselves updated on the site and I'll be seeing you guys in chat soon! Love you all!

Marshall

written diary

Hello again yous guys. Happy New Year to you all as well. Hope yours was as nice and relaxing as mine was. I'm also wondering what everyones new years resolutions are as well. A few of mine just to mention some are moving in with Ryan and quitting smoking this year.

As far as one of my new years resolutions with moving in with Ryan seems to be running pretty smoothly. This weekend Ryan and I went checking out properties. We found a couple of nice ones and a couple of not so nice ones. We actually found one that we completely fell in love with. I have a strong feeling that that is going to be the one we go with. But only time will tell so we shall see where we end up when my contract ends in February.

as far as quitting smoking, thats a whole other story. Ryan and I made a pact to quit smoking together when we move in together. We said we would wait for me to move out of cbl so i dont have the temptation of EVERYONE around me smoking since jonathan and clay and almost everyone else smokes here. Plus there is nothing like a smoke break when your moving furniture and into a new place. lol! so wish us luck with quitting.

While Ryan and I were out apartment hunting we stopped at tu tu tangos for some lunch with my cousin Brittany. She was one of the very few that I didn't get to see over the holidays. So, I drug Ryan out to lunch with me and her so they could meet eachother as well. They hit it off pretty well. We had some good laughs and of course some good eating over lunch. And guess what?! i got Ryan to try more different foods. They had duck this time so I got him to try it and of course he didnt like it. but at least i tried. lol

As far as whats been going on at the house I really couldn't tell you. Haven't really been keeping up with whats going on here. Jonathan is usually going to his appointments and feeding the horses and zac is always couped up in the office like a bat in a cave. And Clay has been out and about hanging out a lot with D. Wonder whats going on there?

I did happen to catch D carrying Clay in drunk again the other night. We both had a conversation outside about whats going on between those two. Apparently D is in interested in Clay. Im not sure as to how Clay feels about D but I can tell you noe that Clay isn't ready for it. So, We shall see where this progresses.

Keep your eyes peeled for me around the house during the week and i will have the same chats that i have been. BTW, Work is going phenominal! im making some good money and averaging two sales a day! anyways i will be seeing you guys around the house and in chat! love you all! muah!

Marshall